> Or some kind of bizzaro martial arts fest pitching the Heretics
> against the True London.pm'ers (tm)...

Mikarru: I have you now, Davukiros! My Dark Heretics will overwhelm you!

Davukiros: Never! (performs complicated air kungfu) Sliced camel stomp feet!
Hands in twelve Golden Cat Claws! 

(enter Birakay)

Bikay: CHOPS! I come to defeat you both, old ones! My howitzer-up-arse
Hereford attack will prevail!

Mikarru: Davukiros! We have only one hope against his awesome technique!

Davukiros: I know ... (focusses Chi) uuuuuuuuse STRICT!

Bikay: Muahahaha! Your feeble strict style cannot defeat me! It is gay!

(a fight ensues)

etc

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matt | I mean to make you move with my planet infallible