[void-dip] Salutations from the Austrian nation

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From: Jonah
Subject: [void-dip] Salutations from the Austrian nation
Date: 10:27 on 23 Oct 2003
Austria wishes to announce to all nations that she has concrete
intelligence that the rogue state of Italy has been building up arms in
secret and plans a surprise attack upon Austria in the near future. We
are a peace-loving nation, but Italy poses an imminent threat and must
therefore be liberated forthwith. Italian crowds will be cheering in the
street when they are freed from the iron rule of the dictator
Zanardelli. Austria will look kindly upon all nations who refrain from
interfering in this just and moral war.

France would do well to concentrate on the Iberian Peninsula.

Austria salutes the Czar and wishes him well in his efforts to bring
stability to the nations bordering the Black Sea. 

To our Germanic brothers Austria wishes goodwill and pledges to respect
her borders, provided the same respect is shown to Austria. So close are
our nations, in fact, that Austria would be pleased to cement our
relations with a pact of non-aggression and indeed co-operation.

To the Turks and the English, Austria sends her warmest regards.

F Tri-Ven
A Bud-Ser
A Vie Holds

-- 
matt

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